The Entertainment Ticket is $25 and is open to attendees 21 years of age and older.

11:00 AM - Registration opens.
You can pick up your pre-purchased Entertainment Ticket or buy one on site!

12:00 PM – Lamazzo Presents! Retro Cinerama Movie Showing
Details coming soon!

2:30 PM – The Burlesque Assassins: The Official Film of Dangerous Women (Film Showing)
The Burlesque Assassins. beautiful, deadly, and a vital weapon in the war against communism and tyranny that threaten our freedom. Created during WWII by the lovers turned resistance fighters Johnny Valentine and Katarina Molotov, The Burlesque Assassins used the feminine charms of the dancehall to lure their way within killing distance of the top ranking members of the Nazi regime. Their mission, SEDUCE AND DESTROY.

The end of the war left one final mission for Johnny and Katarina, to track down a terrifying secret weapon… The Nazi Atomic Death Ray! But the death ray slipped through their grasp, and as the dawn of the cold war separated our lovers, a race to recover the diabolical weapon was on. Each encounter between our cold war spies offering a brief chance for the lovers to meet up once more.

10 years later a young Rock & Roll delinquent named Bourbon Sue (Roxi Dlite), finds herself being recruited by none other than Johnny Valentine into working as a Burlesque Assassin. She is teamed up with the demure Koko La Douce (Koko La Douce), and the vivacious Bombshell Belle (Kiki Kaboom), into the adventure of a lifetime. With time running out, and the fate of the free world on the line, The Burlesque Assassins gamble their lives on a shot to foil a deadly plot to enslave the world and destroy the forces of tyranny that threaten us all.

The Burlesque Assassins is the first feature film of Canadian writer / director Jonathan Joffe, whose previous short films have earned him 20 awards and screened at over 50 festivals worldwide. Shot in April of 2011 in Calgary Canada, The Burlesque Assassins was produced with the backing of Telefilm Canada and Superchannel. Most importantly The Burlesque Assassins would not have been possible without the amazing support and generosity of the international burlesque community, who have been inspirational to this project from day one.

4:30 PM – Miss PinUpalooza 2013
Miss PinUpalooza is our pageant designed to celebrate the retro-style and beauty of pin-up culture.  The competition addresses personality and answers to judges’ questions as criteria to win the crown.  Complete details are online at pinupalooza.com/events/misspinupazlooza

5:30 PM - The BurleyQ Bar opens.

6:30 PM – Swain Sumner Band Performance
The Swain Sumner Band is based in Orlando, Florida and their focus is on entertaining audiences!  Understanding that venues are tired of seeing dead trees on stage, Swain hits the stage with energy, moving like Elvis, Chuck Berry or a Brian Setzer.  Swain Sumner is digging the roots of the rock and roll tree and shaking the branches… and you can see him LIVE at PinUpalooza 2013!

8:00 PM – Professor Whiskey’s Traveling Bizarre Bazaar
Professor Whiskey’s Traveling Bizarre Bazaar is the epitome of traditional vaudeville.  Combining music, mirth, mayhem, and a little bawdy merriment, they strive to be true to form in the most traditional of the sense.  When you are a guest at their show you will see the beauty of our burlesque performers, the talent of our various musical guests, the skill and prowess of our hoopstress, and you’ll be mesmerized by our impassioned MC.  See them live on stage on PinUpalooza 2013!

9:00 PM - Registration closes. (LAST chance to buy tickets!)

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9:30 PM – Unboxing Burlesque Performance

Burlesque as an art form has experienced a boom in popularity in the past decade and we’re thrilled to present a performance that “thinks outside the box.” Unboxing Burlesque is a stage show showcasing performers and troupes as they present burlesque as a variety of genres including:

  • Classic Burlesque
  • Historical Burlesque
  • Macabre Burlesque
  • Queer Burlesque
  • Vaudeville Burlesque

Featured performers: The Assets, Grotesque Burlesque, Mini Grand, and Professor Whiskey’s Burlesque Performers

11:00 PM – The Wildtones Performance
Wild Florida Rock’n’Roll from the era when radiation could fix anything.  See The WildTones LIVE as the close out the entertainment of PinUpalooza 2013!

11:30 PM – The BurleyQ Bar closes.